You may not realize it, but you probably owe your life to this toasted coconut cream ale. This beer was the cure to the virus that started the great Zombie Clown Apocalypse. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, it’s probably because your government covered it up or something, but trust us, we were this close to being overrun by decaying clowns chasing down the last of us for dinner. More approachable than an actual clown, this is a smooth cream ale brewed with toasted coconut flakes to give a roasted but sweet taste. We pay our homage to this beer as frequently as possible by pouring a pint and having gratitude for it’s great taste and a zombie clown free society.